The Forgotten TS story:
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ShadowDog NaosArgh.. what happened? A giant pillow case broke your fall.. Ha. yeah. I bet it did.. Shut up Cortez, it is no joke. You could of died, if it weren't for that pillow.
Pillow, yeah. Who cares? Now if it were a nice hot girl's breasts I were to land on, then that would be something! Ha yeah, it's time to... fuc.. don't say it! .. what? Why Anya? Because. why not? It's just a word? True.. but that's not the point..
Oh.. sorry then..
I'll try to refrain from saying bad and naughty words..
Well, that's good to hear
. yep, ah, oh shit! Cortez, what did you say? Oh, nothing Anya, it's just this scary bug on the floor tried to attack me
A bug? Is this serious... Um.. yeah. Why wouldn't it be?
I was truly just wondering..
Wondering about what? You know the ending scene in TSFP? Yeah, what about it.. We never truly finished.. Finished what? Finished, our.. y'know..
Ewww..!! Anya, ur gross, no seriously, I'd truly have sex with any TS girl character, but you? No.. absolutely no!!
Not sex!!!! Not sex, then what is it then? I was referring to you and me kissing! Oh.. sorry.. I get carried away..
You tend to do that sometimes.. Yep, I do.. (Suddenly, Crowe comes out of nowhere) Hahhaahahahaha!!!! It is I, Crowe! The evil master mindedmutherfucker whom will kill all of hummanity!!!! hahahahahaahahhaaha!!!!! Crowe!... Eh.. I thought I told you not to interrupt.., me... Well, I did.. Well, you can't stop me now, well me, well me! Haaahahaahahaa!!!
Oh yes I can.. I will stop you!
Like doing what? Trying to moon the Splitters and see if they'd enjoy it? Nope.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you are stupid Cortez! and this time.. you are going to die! Forever! Never! Yes! No! Yes! No! yes yes.!!!! Dammit! you out'yessed me! hahahahahahahaha..
who is the laughing stalk now, shithead for brains? You are... Nope! You are..
Crowe, just shut up, you know you are ignorant and stupid, and with a face like that? You'll never get laid.. hahahahahahaaha!!! A pity Cortez.. did you not notice that I have a myspace that has over -1000 friends?? NO!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!! How could you beat me?
I'm just better than you! I only have -2 friends, and that is very bad!!!!
Anya speaks out: You all are stupid.. The 2 stare at Anya in shock.. So, Anya.. How many friends you got on myspace? I have.. I have...... Just say or blurt it out kid... I have... Suddely Crowe interrupts: an orgy? Shhhh!! Shush Crowe! It ain't your turn.., huh? Wait what did you just say? hahahahahahahaha.... forget it... no Anya, tell me.... I have... -1085 friends... Damn! She beat me and you Crowe! She is fuckaing amazing..
who cares... Why crowe? She is obviously the same girl you had sex with when you were in school at Ultra Net during the Machine Wars... Wha? Heha.. those sure were the days.. Shut up Cortez... make me Crowe.. You are so ugly, you'll make a pornstar cry... hahe.. Speak for yourself Cortez...
Anya? how dare you say that!
But it's the truth, ain't it Cortez? Uh uh... say it or blurt it out kid, shit... Um.. yes..
Anya faints... Ha! I knew you fucked Kitten Celeste when you had the chance! No.. I didn't.. although, Harry harry tipper did.. on the dance floor at Disco A GoGo! OMG! that can't be true! Yep.. it is Crowe.. and you were also invited, but you didn't show up..
Damn! I could of fucked/screwed sooo many girls, if I were to go! Yep.. Epic fail.. Fuck you Cortez, I'll find Jo-Beth, and she'll ride my... like a 7 inch horse whom has been well-groomed! That shit don't make sense.. Ha! Yeah... it sure does! Crowe.. you are one sick monkey... I know.. hahahaahahahahahahha, fuck you... Um, no thank you, I got Anya to do that business for me
Suddenly, a radio signal signals from the monitor screen... who is that? Don't know... Shut up Crowe! Why? Just.. argh.. just shut up... Ok.. bald pornstar... What did you call me????
Nothing nothing, just a bald pornstar, that's all.. Hehe.. that's what I thought... wait, what? An airlocked suddenly gets breached.. What the uck is going on? You ask me Cortez, ur the hero.. SHUT UP! are you trying to blow our cover? No... then shut up... FINE, I'll just bring this mouth, somewhere else..
A pleasant knock knocks at the door that was breached* Cortez ponders: Hmmmm.. I wonder who it could be.. It could be Jo-Beth, whom I screwed over -2 times... Ah, she wouldn't come back for more... Hmm.. who else.. Oh! It could be captain Ash..., he wants his pipe back... Ah... It definately can't be him... I know! What? I know who it is! Who is it Cortez? It is.. It is... MY FUTURE SELF!
Crowe rolls eyes*
Crowe, do know whenever to shut up.. NO.. please do so, before I kick you ass and make pencil lead come out of your fingers.., and hell that ain't even possible! Ur a freak... Shut up I say! Make me.. Just shut up... fine..
So, future self.. what up? I came here, to finish what I started.. Hey hey hey, no need to go all in a rush all at once..
What's the big hurry? I came here, to see someone.. Who? Can't say, it's <CLASSIFIED> So? CLASSIFIED dipshit! not allowed to tell you anything!
You are mean! I truly didn't realize how mean I could be.. Well, now you know... You are a complete jerk! Haha.. yes I am.. Shut up Crowe! Shut up before I make you shut up
Crowe says: ...... Ha.. Speechless. Shut up to you to! Dickhead.. It's easy to be a dickhead.. Just have a dick as a neck, and a head at the top!
I said, shut up! Future self! Make me, scronch fool.. What the hell is that? Don't know don't care.. Damn.. You are just as weird as me! Yeah.. that's because I am you, dummy shit pop..
You, should go back to where you came from.., before things really get ugly.. Ever see yourself in a mirror before? Da, fuck you! Begone.. begone with this rubish!
Haha.. I can't leave. and I can't just disappear.. Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed, hey let me say that too.. Dammitttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop that.., Why? Cause it's annoying. Why? Cause you're stupid. Why? Just shut UP!!!
Haha.. Ok ok, I'll tell you the true reason to why I came here.
So, why did you come here? To bug the shit out of me, and all of us? Nope.. What is it? Uh.... tell me!!! Fine, ok.. I came here, to find/see starfire walk naked in the elevator.. Other Cortez says: ??? this is the rebel base, dummy, and who the fuck is starfire? Don't you watch tv, fool? She's from Teen fucktians, you know, on tv?
Nope.. I never heard of that before.. But I have heard of Teen Titans.. You are so stupid.., you obviously need to get out more.. ha. Shut up! So, might I ask why you wanted to see Starfire, hmmm?? I wanted to see her naked in the elevator, that's why..
Or to have sex with her? Hmmm..
that too, I guess..
Admit it! You want to fuck StarFire! Hmmm.. thanks for the idea, I will do that when she comes here...
Ha, yeah right.. She won't even let you lay a finger on her.. ding! ding! ding! What was that? it's the elevator, somebody is coming up! Who might that be? Don't know...
Elevator door opens... Out comes StarFire, happy with glee..
Um? Why are you smiling Starfire?
She's naked? OMG! A dream come true! Dude, Crowe.. Shut up! No.. Ahahaha.. we should so have a 3 sum with her.., who with me? Eh? Not me.. Count me in.. Wha? Who say that? Me... Mr. T. Ah... didn't see you there, ol fellow.. Yeah.. count me in..
Sure, I'll go set her up.. ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.. Shut up Crowe! Relax, I'd rather you not piss this thing off.. And why should I listen to you, Other Cortez? Cause, I know what I can unleash..
Oh.. in that case.. RUN!!!! AH!!! Crowe jumps out of a large panned window to the farthest left, thus nothing broke his fall, and he died..
Starfire... Yeah? What are your thoughts on sex? Um... Yeah.. right.. shut up, me! hahaha..
Who are you talking to? Nobody StarFire, just the wind, or myself... You're weird. Uh.. yeah., will you have sex with me? Hmmm.... let me think...... Future Cortez says: Ok, think... think HARD... Starfire says: Uh um..... NO. What? Why? Because you are stupid, and you are too horny, and besides.. Robin can funck better than you..
Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! denied~
Sorry man.. I told you to watch the corners, and stay your pace, but did you listen? Nope..
Ah.. fuck her, I'll just go look up my Hentai on the internet.. Other Cortez says: .... ??? Bald men are interesting into Hentai? No.. but I am... Dude, I don't even know you anymore..
Yeah you do, we are best friends, best buddies, y'know, forever? Nope..
It's me, Future Cortez, remember? Huhm.... Future Cortez does not ring a bell.. Nah.. I don't know who you are... Go away..., leave us alone... Get off my citadel... Wha? BEGONE SCUM... no! DammiT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~END OF STORY
~I hope you enjoyed it!
~Regards,
~SDN~